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in their "home essentials" (think their concept of "essential" might, just might be a little different from mine) catalogue, they sell stuff like:

- "Cable Tidy" <-- Basically, this is a long string to tie around the cables and keep em from ending up all tangled.
£.99
Product Code: 037009
Clear up the tangled mess behind computers, televisions and stereos


- "Slimline Moisture Trap" <-- 'tis a boxie that traps ALL moisture from your room, because it has some magic crystals inside. crystal (meth) was what the inventor sniffed so they could invent this, IMO
Now £.99
Product Code: 036383


- "Door Magnet - Brass Look"
Was £.99 Now £.49 Save £.50
Product Code: 037145

Details

* Simple to fit
* Attach to the wall
* Powerful magnet securely holds the door open <--- amazing, given the fact that my doors are all made of wood
* Prevents unsightly handle marks
* Finished in a stylish, brass look. <--- because I want anything that is always behind a door to be stylish.

- "Round Splatter Guard"
Now £.99
Product Code: 035380
Prevent oil and fat from splattering onto clothes and work surfaces when cooking or frying food on the griddle. Not dishwasher safe.
Out of Stock - <--- wow


wish i could get a job as a betterware designer. I would come up with stuff like:

- "Spoon stain preventer" (basically a piece of plastic to place your used spoo or fork after trying something, or in any situation when you don't have a dish)
Prevents food from causing underirable stains on your clean tabletop.

- ""Hair tangle supressant" (basically a sort of hook that keeps long hair pulled away from head while the person is sleeping)
Helps you keep your neat strands from involuntary tangling processes.

- "Chewing product holder and moisturiser"
Excellent to keep your chewing gum hydrated so you can resume your leisure mastication after enjoying your meals! Special moisturising liquid available in refill packs.(don't we all have a friend who sticks their gum somewhere so they can go on chewing it after dinner?)

Stolen from several people

If there is someone on your friends list who you would either like to tie down and have your way with, teasing them mercilessly and making them beg for release, or have them tie YOU down, etc., post this exact same sentence in your journal.

I'm glad to see you
I had a funny dream
And you were wearing funny shoes
You were going to a dance
You were dressed like a punk but you are too young to remember

I'm glad to see you
I'm outside the house
I'm not thinking right today
I've got no energy
I'm glad that you are waiting with me
Tell me all about your day

Breaking off is misery
I see a wilderness for you and me
Punctuated by philosophy
I'm wondering how things could've been

I'm happy for you
You've made it hard for me
I counted on your company
You are staying with your friends tonight
I'm feeling sorry for myself
I keep taking everything to be a sign

I'm happy for you
But now I know this hurt is poison
Too sharp to be bled
I'm sitting on my empty bed
I'm on my empty bed
At night the fever grows it's pounding pounding

I'd rather be in Tokyo
I'd rather listen to Thin Lizzy-oh
And watch the Sunday gang in Harajuku
There's something worng with me, I'm a cuckoo

Scary moment, lovin' every moment
I was high from playing shows
We lost a singer to her clothes
My trouble raised its ugly head
I was revealed
And I was home in bed
I was a kid again

Jesus told me, go after every coin like it was the last in the world
And protect the wayward child
But I'm a little lost sheep
I need my Bo Peep
You know I need My Shepherd here tonight

Breaking off is misery
I see a wilderness for you and me
Punctuated by philosophy
I'm wondering how things could've been

I'd like to see you
But really I should stay away
And let you settle down
I've got no claims to your crown
I was the boss of you
And I loved you
You know I loved you
It's all over now

And I was there for you
When you were lonely
I was there when you were bad
I was there when you were sad
Now it's my time of need
I'm thinking, do I have to plead to get you by my side?

I'd rather be in Tokyo
I'd rather listen to Thin Lizzy-oh
And watch the Sunday gang in Harajuku
There's something wrong with me, I'm a cuckoo

My journal says I'm 51% masculine.

What does your LJ writing style say about your gender? UsernameCommunity

LJ Gender Tool by hutta

Oh, I got some delightful new little pairing ideas...

Dolores Umbridge / Neville
Tonks / Luna
Percy / Dudley

and the best one...

Grawpy / Pidwidgeon


Ehh... just joking...

( Order of the Phoenix SPOILERS )

And I just thought you should know... that I'm ready and eager to discuss.

I got a couple of free minutes that I've decided to use to post the lyrics to this (EXTREMELY CHEESY) song (that only I like), as promised some weeks or months ago to Itsy and Candice (hey, Itsy now admits liking it too!).

But there's one more thing - special dedication. Weasley is so cheesy! Well. If you're a woman, and you're my friend, this song is for you because you're beautiful. Because you keep showing me and reminding me that there are wonderful women in this world. Yeah, that's right, no matter what happens, has happened or will happen... no matter your age or aspect, no matter if you're feminine or androgynous, neither or both... if you're one of the women who can read this... you are Bella.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AND JUST FOR BEING YOURSELF.

I swear I will update the translation when I find my Italian dictionary to look up "scirocco" and "tramontana".

Ah ah - and just for a week or so... Download "Bella" from Weasley's space!

( THE LYRICS: BELLA )

Oh. OOOH! this "wonderful jewel"! it is back! I saw it in Kame's journal, then some others have it... it's unbelievable.

I had answered this one in January or February but I paste it here for yer delight. Please notice that even tho most answers remain the same, it won't be the same if it asks me the time, date or who I'm chatting to. I'm just really lazy to answer it again.


The "Do you drool in your sleep" (how I call it) Survey

Yes... I got it, worse and "improved"... pleaaaase check these very interesting questions... please! Please check questions 5, 10, 13, 16, 25, 45, 83, 89 and my EVER SO FAVOURITE FIFTY!!!


1. What's your name: A

2. What do you wish your name was: Aithria!

3. How are you: very much okay.

4. Would you ever eat sushi?: I do eat sushi often.

5. Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body?: course!

6. Have you considered homosexuality?: I am bisexual myself...

7. What's your sexual preference?: It's like this: I love people for what they are, for what they have inside, regardless of their aspect, ethnicity, GENDER... you can call me bisexual.

8. What were you in a past life?: A viking, I have been told.

9. I punch you: You're very very sorry... and very very sore.

10. When confronted with Britney Spears, you...?: have no words... I'm left to God's mercy

11. What's your favorite coffee?: simple mocha

12. What's your political perspective?: "they all suck..."

13. Are you my Angel?: Are you okay? depends, depends... *wink*

14. Do you consider yourself a poet?: hmmm. Not really.

15. What do you wanna be when you grow up?: RICH. Seriously, happy, fulfilled, independent and economically solvent.

16. There's a naked man in your living room. What do you do?: depends... on who's the man *grin*

17. How stupid do you think you are?: not stupid at all

18. How stupid do other people think you are?: honestly, they don't.

21. If you could levitate, who would you scare first?: Wingaaaardium Leviosa...

22. What's your favorite fruit?: forest berries and mango

25. Make up a story with yourself, a bridge, and a bunny: eh... me reading playboy after playing cards...

26. What do you think about contemporary art?:depends.

27. Do you like being naked?: depends.

28. If we had proof god didn't exist, what would happen?: God exists.

30. What's your position on virginity?: men and woman are worth for what they are, for their mind and soul, not for a warranty seal.

32. On RuPaul: 's okay

33. On mosquito bites: I'm a MOSQUITO MAGNET...

34. On bad sitcoms: like what

35. On Fran Drescher: she's embarrasing, but many of us would be embarrassing for the amount of money she gets for it.

36. Are you left handed or right handed?: ambidextrous

37. Are you smart? not too fond of self-praising but I do think I am.

38. What's your middle name?: A

39. How many personalities do you have?: my own is complicated enough.

40. How many piercing do you have?: ears, 2L 1R, sometimes I feel like getting my tongue pierced.

41. What was your first word?: papa methinks.

42. Are you superstitious?: very, very superstitious.

43. Do you read your horoscope?: not really.

44. Do you believe in that stuff?: In astrology I do, not in cheap magazines made-up horoscopes.

45. Can you do a cartwheel?: used to... but not now, please!

46. Do you have contact lenses?: yep, and I hate them with a PASSION

47. Do you have a retainer or braces?: yep retainer.

48.Can you drive?: course.

49. Do you snore?: no (unless I have jet lag)

50. Do you drool in your sleep?: ah, I will, I will if I get my tongue pierced!

51.Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: liiiick

53. Do you like onions?: yeah

54. Do you like cotton candy?: some.

55. What instruments can you play?: piano, harmonica, irish flute.

56. Do you like to dance?: depends.

57. Do you like to sing?: veeerrry much.

58. Are you any good at it?: I am okay.

59. Do you like to talk on the phone?: I HATE IT.

60. Do you like where you live?: I love it but I'm drowning...

61. Are you organized?: usually.

62. Do you sleep with socks on?: sometimes.

63. Are you shy?: not at all.

64. Do you talk to yourself?: seldom...

65. Are you a morning person?: not at all, I'm half awake.

66. Are you a virgin?: no.

67. Are you proud of that?: WUT...

68. Do you believe in reincarnation?: yeh.

69. Do you believe in God?: definitely.

70. Do you believe in ghosts?: yeh

72. How old do you wish you were?: 21 - old enough to do everything legally and be done with studies, but just old enough.

73. What will you name your daughter?: Milena, Aitana, Andrea, Nicole, Tania, Marit.

74. Son?: Ivo, Sasha, Steefen, Willem, Mauricio, Andr?s, Adrian, Aidan

75. Have you ever thought you were gonna die?: pleeeezze...

76. Where do you wanna go?: the WHOLE WORLD.

77. Been kissed?: eh... this gotta be a joke... course I have.

78: Done drugs?: yeh

79: Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: no

80: Been on stage?: course

81: Dumped someone else?: yeh. Aye.

82: Gotten in a car accident?: yeh

83: Watched "Punky Brewster"?: ehh yes, so?

84: Been in love?: ...yes...

Do you.....
85: Wear eye shadow?: no!

86: Put on a "front"?: eh?

87: Kiss on the first date?:eh..

88: Have a crush on someone?: HMMMMM...

89: Eat with your mouth open?: when I'm alone or when I don't take my retainer off

90: If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would be?: my shoulder blade or coxis, an Uranus sign

91: What color is your floor/carpet in your room?: whitey and brown

92: What was the last CD you bought?: Shakira - Laundry Service

93: How did you spend last summer?: WORKING...

94: When's the last time you showered?: yesterday evening - I shower late usually!

95: Are you tired?: a lot, believe me...

96: Are you lonely?: no

97: Are you happy?: content, let's say. Or actually happy, just not fulfilled for a life.

98: Are you wearing pajamas?: I wish

99: Are you talking to someone online?: CICERO!

100: What is your astrological sign?: AQUARIUS BABY!

Well, no, I'm sorry to disappoint the sickly curious, I'm not infected or anyone I know. But, today, as I walked toward the stairs, I heard my sister scream...

"GU?????????CAAAALAAA!!!"

Gu?cala is the spanish equivalent of yuck, and as my jaw dropped, I saw her forefinger point at the book I had in my hand...

No, I thought. She does not know what Lolita is about, so it's not about reading material containing some form of paedophilia.

And then I saw it. Red and purple, graciously, almost cynically peeping between the pages, printed in my bookmark... "GENITAL HERPES". Yes, not my fault, I got so used to live in a medical environment, and nothing of that impresses me any more...

Aye, now I know why some friends were looking in a funny way at me before spring break *shakes head*

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